Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.
Come out to The Shadowboxth March 10 and help us celebrate the birthday of the world’s greatest 80′s action star: Ch…uck Norris. We will be debuting PRIME CHUCK, a Chuck Norris trailer retrospective. (Let’s face it, all the best parts are in the trailer anyway, right?) So enjoy some cake and party favors on us.
Anyone with a beard gets in FREE. So get to work.